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Terry Haines

Terry Haines is a Kodiak deckhand and representative for Fish Heads, an advocacy group dedicated to preserving the vitality of Alaska's fishing communities. Contact Terry Haines

Some Previous Posts by Terry Haines. We stopped posting every story here on May 28th, 2006 but you can find later posts by using the search engine to the right.

January 25th, 2006
Emperor Ted Stevens and the Kodiak Rebellion

January 16th, 2006
Bush's New Plan: More Death

January 5th, 2006
Is It OK If They Pay to Be Gay In Alaska?

December 20th, 2006
A School of Red Herring

November 27th, 2006
Ted Stevens, Don Young and MSA's Dirty Big Secret

November 13th, 2006
Ted Stevens and the Invasion of the Rockfish Snatchers Dateline: Kodiak Alaska, November 9, 8 PM

October 30th, 2006
Our troops will never come back from Iraq

October 24th, 2006
Chasing China: How Alaska's Don Young and Wal-Mart are Sinking the American Dream

October 17th, 2006
A Citizen without a Soul: Corporations Unleash Zombie King Ted Stevens to Prey on the Living

An Axis of Weasels: Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld Lie Their Way to a Better Tomorrow

October 4th, 2006
Mr. Goebbels advised Mr. Hitler that if you're going to tell the public a lie, tell them the Big Lie.
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Why We Are Losing the "War On Terror"

September 11, 2006
Five years ago the United States of America was attacked from behind. Misguided men, full of rage and hatred, were shot at us like bullets by the spoiled son of a Saudi tycoon. Our response was to mount a "war on terror".
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Our Government is The Best Little Whorehouse In America

August 11, 2006
Uncle Ted's skirt has been pretty short lately, though, and he's having a hard time keeping his business covered up, what with the Boeing Fiasco, the Adak Scam, a Crab Rider that was full of ratz, and all the other tricks of his trade.
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Throw the Bums Out

July 22, 2006
Senator Ted Stevens is a liability to State and Nation. It is far past time for him to fulfill his promise to quit the United States Senate.
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Kuato's Law

June 24, 2006
My favorite movie might just be "Total Recall". Remember when Governor Cohagen privatized the air on Mars? When he shut off the air to Venusville, he achieves improved efficiency in the same way fisheries managers plan to fix our fisheries.
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Fishstock: Reason Rather than Riots

June 11, 2006
The dark clouds had not gathered. The drunken wave of howling bearded fishermen, brandishing knives and nooses, had not broken upon a wall of riot geared policemen.
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Prof I.B. Smirch

May 28, 2006
I felt a strange sensation as I sat down to write this. Was it gas? A small stroke perhaps? Finally I recognized it- a slight pang of conscience. Have I been too tough on politicos like KY McCampbell, Benito Stevens and the Red Queen?
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May 16th
Kodiak Island is a sharp slab of black slate slicing its way out of the northern Gulf of Alaska

May 4th
All the News That's Fish to Print

April 17th
Crab Rationalization: A Gorilla in a Wedding Dress

April 1st
Of Codfishes and Kings: ADF&G Commissioner McKie Campbell Visits Kodiak

March 6th
The Fix

February 20th
"Scotty Matulich, Scientist for Hire"

February 16th
The Rush to Rationalize: How Fear and Money Drive Fisheries Management Policy

February 7th
Catching The Cheetah

February 1st
No Fisherman Left Behind

January 25th
Ethics

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